How'd the golf tournament go? Well, I need a new sand wedge. It's in the pond.

This city might steel your heart.

I haven't been this excited about deer season since last deer season!

Hey my 345 alarm am for hunting....good thing I didn't even go to bed thanks to @Hel_sel

The things I would do to Carrie Underwood

amazon.com/gp/r.html?C=1I… Kenny Bone for pres

Father fucking time making my sheetz food

@TheRedMan22 why are you an egg? some sort of twitter rebellion?

@TheRedMan22 my image is quite old...an egg would be a nice change of pace. Although you are in my current image

"I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies I'm gonna kill myself"- the Nard Dog

Me and drunk Dalton have a rocky relationship...I really hate when he smokes cigarettes and he knows this

People in Rhode Island are so nice, I asked 5 different people where to find the beer store at noon on a Monday and nobody judged me at all

Haha the feeling is mutual Desiree

I get at least 3 nude Instagram accounts follow me a day...I'm pro nudity and respect the hustle but its a little wierd

Why am I up

New neighbors decided to have a nice little screaming battle this morning

new neighbor has been here less than 24 hours and has already had a 6 am domestic dispute and has been arrested. What a baller. #0fucksgiven

A box at a time keeps me humble-jax teller American bad ass

35 degrees and still rippin lips with the Renosky jig. #RenoskyBaits