― Around the time the space above cracked open, Dark Schneider had already dozed off after a lengthy night with a beauty in his arms, his chiseled frame her cushion to lay her pretty head on. It was certainly a hectic night for both of them... ...until... ―

― Thus, in his lack of reasonable thinking, he was enveloped in a massive surge of hell-fire as he immediately burst through the roof of the citadel 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘆 𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗱. ❝ 𝑹𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑮𝑯 — !! INEX-𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆-CUSABLE ! ❞ The citadel came tumbling down in an ―

― CRAWLED OUT OF, IT HAD TO BE THE DAY I HAD THE GORGEOUS ELAINA ON MY 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊. I HAD AT LEAST SEVERAL MORE DAYS TO SAVOR THE TASTE OF HER LUSCIOUS TITS AND GET HER SWEET BITS DRENCHED IN MY 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊𝐘 𝐃𝐍𝐀. BUT NOW, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CHEAP KNOCK-OFF ―

― OF 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐑𝐒 AT MY DOORSTEP. I WILL MAKE THE BOTH OF YOU CAVEMAN FUCKS GROVEL AT MY FEET FOR THIS, AS I MAKE A CONCUBINE OUT OF THAT UPPITY BITCH BEHIND YOU FOR COMPENSATION! I WOULDN'T HAVE SEEING YOUR CHIMNEY FOR A NOSE,❞ He pointed at Ganondorf, ―

― ❝AND THE OGRE ASSHOLE WITH A FAT PIECE OF RHINO 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 PLASTERED ON HALF OF HIS FACE OTHERWISE. YOU AREN'T MAKING OUT OF HERE ALIVE, YOU BASTARDS!❞ #𝕺𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑🌹

❝Rise and shine!❞

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❝...a stubborn existence.❞

I see.

Call me Wonder Man the way I be slinging my dick around like a lasso.

His appearance has been a rare sighting as of late. Yet, the Dark Messiah lives —— having felled a giant just recently, standing over its mountainous body triumphantly.

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| Wow, I have to reread pre-timeskip Bastard!! I don't remember most of anything