Be like Larry!

Did you know that #LittleWheelsBigHearts more or less started as a protest? There’s so much negativity out there on social media and the best way to counteract that is through being a force for good Let’s be a force for good gofund.me/d5cb46ff & amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

Let's give away one more Panini America card - the Detroit Lions & NFL fans love the new batch of #PersonalSamples they sent over for me to give away - so retweet this and follow me for a chance to win this triple inscribed #prizm beauty - #SandersSponsors

wife: please be careful with that box...you remember the bead incident narrator: of course he remembered the bead incident. it was may, 2017. he'd decided surprise her by organizing the closet; ironically, it was him who would soon be surprised.

Reflecting on what happened 27 years ago today

- Trent Crimm, Independent, Independent - It's better if you imagine Jason Sudeikis saying: "Oh wait, I forgot I'm left-handed" right as he walked up to shoot and "barbecue sauce" as the ball is in the air. #TedLasso #Knicks

- Trent Crimm, Independent, Independent - What did you expect, Rotten Tomatoes? I wouldn't have missed it. 😏

THE BAND IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!! Dad Fiction will back with new, ridiculous episodes coming soon!!!

Another brilliant take by the guy who shit his pants on air. Bravo, bud 👌

I've been married has-pictures-of-the-bed-we-sleep-in-at-my-in-laws-saved-on-my-phone-so-I-know-how-to-arrange-all-of-the-throw-pillows-when-we-leave years.

funniest line of the episode by miles, Roy is stealing scenes like a thief in the night this season #tedlasso

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Sometimes, you need Samuel L. Jackson to play you in a commercial...

Found out my kids spring break is 1 more day. What kinda BS is this!

Did you ever go pee and try and time the flush perfectly with you finishing? I never win.

Truth is You never pick up all the dog poop You can't pluck all the gray hairs Your car will never be clean when you have kids Body lotion is not toothpaste.