"Keep it in the drafts? Dan, I'm not a minimum wage social media intern. Did you seriously think I'd explain my masterpost if there remained the slightest change of it flopping? I posted you as the virgin and myself as the chad 35 minutes ago"

my editor: you need to make this part clearer me: no I think we can trust the reader to interpret, I don't think we need to baby them the reader:

i ended up forgetting about the spooktober VN jam and now there's like 9 hours left and i have no ideas to even try for a hail mary T_T

still feeling on top of the world! i do feel like im generally too sleepy after work to do a whole lot for myself but if anything that's more motivation to make weekends count. i still have a lot of fun over the week just bein in the office and talkin to people

Double featuring megalopolis and Joker God help me

Megalopolis asks the question of “What if we gave Neil Breen 120 million fuckin dollars?” Jonkler 2 asks “How do we make the most boring movie with a single good idea hidden somewhere in there? Maybe make em sing while we’re at it fuck it”

wake up babe new dumbfuck gaming reactionary campaign just dropped

anyway in a world where you're not sure whether to watch megalopolis or joker, i suggest you watch Kinds of Kindness

Marveltober Day 7 #Galactus

A Chinese review of Odyssey to the Castle of Vampires!! (Contains spoilers) lockedroom.net/blog/?p=7031

Teaching my roommate on how to apply sorting and filtering in excel. Its like watching a lil kid ride his lil bike with training wheels, im so proud 🥹 He better not fuckin find out about formulas and macros tho, Im not teaching him that shit, I’ll push that bike right over

Slamming into a lamppost in a robotaxi, staggering out and calling another robotaxi to the hospital which also immediately drives into a lamppost

Congratulations on your completion of a PhD at our university - you are now a valued member of our academic family. Your email and library access will terminate in 11 minutes.

“The council of rats in my room agreed that saying genocide is deserved was going too far. My b. Still think theyre inferior but my b. Next time i wont be so overt you guys deserve better. I think one of the rats in the council died. My b”

Phoenix Springs by @CalligramStudio is very good! Great art. Probably one of the best intro sequences in recent memory. I won’t pretend like I understand all of it, but all the more reason to go back to it later down the line.

manifested this by cleaning my apartment today

alright might as well before this place inevitably implodes

In honor of YIIK I.V going gold, reposting this banger: lastlockedroom.github.io/posts/yiik

I accidentally said “this place” was brtter but i was actually referring to bsky being way better lmao, i’ll probably just be active there from now on

just for the record -- deleting this app because it's just spamming me with notifications about random shit and people i don't follow; you can find me on bluesky! so long and thanks for all the fish