Jude the Comedy Dude reviewed The Management's new comedy album that drops tomorrow called "Get Rich or Diabetes". Spoiler alert: You should buy it. - goo.gl/bBME7p

Whats good Reno / Tahoe! Ill be in your city next week May 17th-18 with my homie Michael Calvin Jr 🇺🇲. This will be my first time Headlining the Lex at the Grand Sierra Resort | GSR and the Pioneer Underground Theater and im back… instagram.com/p/BxYNniIFMcl/…

If you watched #jailbirds on Netflix you know what im talking about. Kiss me thru the phone was a trash song but Kiss me thru the toilet tho???? i want zero parts of any convo that may leave booboo on my front… instagram.com/p/BxaQpYfhVsq/…

This Thursday its going down!!!! #standupcomedy #sacramento #sacfoodie #staysilly #tommytsranchocordova instagram.com/p/Bx_nbs_hqXi/…

Alright twitterverse! I’m recording my new album at the Velveeta Room in Austin on September 13 & 14 and I’m down to three potential titles. ¿Si O Si, Que? Everything Happens For No Reason Everyone’s a Nightmare Weigh in!

Hey ladies...... i got a extra $40 on me.... who want it? oh You do? Well sweet thang just grab my billfold off the dresser and hand it to me. Dont you hop back on this bed wit yo shoes on either... issa postrapeeda… instagram.com/p/Bz_pn5hhYab/…

#mysteriousuniverse where yall at tho?

Shout out to Roman Guzman for this dope ass custom coffee mug.... with my actual mug on it. I am drinking gin out of it, like a boss!!! Lets get it!!!! #deezeats #undergroundsoupking #getrichordiabetes #2tacos… instagram.com/p/B25gMeGg8rn/…

I got diagnosed w/ incurable stage 4 cancer in 2014. Alive despite the odds given. I’m an A’s fan because of my dad, in 2015 he died two weeks b4 my daughter was born. I bleed green& gold. I’ll take my daughter to the game in his memory. #RootedInOakland

For all my C-pap peeps

Its real ouchea.... #californialockdown #coronavirus

So apparently Julia Stiles was NOT KILLING this dance. 💀💀💀

Hey Red Lobster if i DoorDash or Grubhub your endless shrimp... will they just keep coming back and dropping off shrimp till i call and say im done?

If you never had a salad with this on it... there is an 87% chance it was trash. I dont care what your favorite WAS either. P.s. If ANYONE IS EATING CATALINA DRESSING AND NOT AT A FUNERAL REPAST OR OVER 65YRS OLD WE… instagram.com/p/CDRzWNLBWrI/…

I counted [insert number here] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the Mountain Dew® ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com 47

Second time’s the charm. There are [insert number here] bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on Mountain Dew®. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com/321

The first nfl halftime show sponsored by pepsi but fueled by coke. #nfl #halftimeshow #pepsi #coke

Tomorrow night!!!! Get a dose of these jokes and some premium smoke!!! instagram.com/p/CNrIWgMsrDp/…

When you order extra pickles, be specific in how much extra you want.