I DON’T want to swap books to review, I DON’T need a digital artist, I DON’T send money, I DON’T want to engage in small talk with a stranger, and I certainly DON’T want to see the contents of your pants (or to date you). My profile says NO DMs!

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The Missing Moonstone of Moonshine Pizza #flashfiction #magicalrealism #cozymystery dmziebarth.substack.com/p/the-missing-…

Me either! I want the reader to make up their own version!

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I’m not saying I'm in a long-term relationship, but I have been reading the same book for the last six months.

I don’t hold grudges. I just sit quietly and plot.

I've officially breached 50K in the WIP!

Swans. Deadly and beautiful.

I'm pretty sure younger me would be psyched that I write period.

I think you just get better as a writer?

100%. I have arguments in my head with people who've pissed me off and I quietly say them out loud while I'm doing stuff like the dishes or laundry.

I vowed never to write a “elite school for the gifted” story. My imagination: you’re adorable.

This is Bob. He has appointed himself flooring supervisor, due to the fact that he is the closest to it. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (FB: Grace Chambers)

Welcome to Velspire Academy. Try not to bleed on the linens. #Steampunk #YA Elite Academy #Serial. Read for the drama. Stay for the emotional damage. Totally free. dmziebarth.substack.com/p/firestarter-…