Well, as tribute for sleeping in instance of — RYU's congratulations for encroaching one year closer upon death, Lilith will impale his stomach to make up for her lack of present! ❝Oooo, red looks super good on you! Bloody bloody, haha!❞ #RyuBirthdayPunches

"SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK THE CAKE!! BEAT'S IN THERE, WE THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY!" Knowing that Ryu only had more bones to break, Roll was more concerned about the cake being caught in the splashzone. There's no mending wounds if it's not over yet.

#RyuBirthdayPunches "Forget the consciousness, Rock. At this rate he'll lack the teeth to chew and the stomach to digest it. Should've invested in a birthday catheter."

please sop calling my dad chunky

Roll please be respectful to dr chunky

Roll, wincing at the noise, squeezed the trigger of TWO airhorns and waved them both in the air until they died out. "GOOOOO! #TeamCapcom!!"

#StageFrights Rebooting.......... Do not attempt to charge or errors may occur. Updating I.C. Patch 87/109......

you’re not even human smh

Like this tweet if you’re Pit! and i’ll tell you what sin you’ve committed

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ɪ'ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs.

It's me! The Cooler Roll

This is why no one visits us anymore.

Get the in kennel. Get in the FUCKING kennel.

SMACK SMACK SMACK EAT BROOM

There wasn't enough of Rock and Rush to rebuild them so Light made due

Fire it and I will neuter you.

“What’s poppin’?”

Oops!

My brother who I though deactivated over a year ago just texted me this…