JK Rowling is just David Duke for trans people

Fucking pathetic state of UK Politics when any potential leader gets asked hard-hitting questions such as 'Would you nuke the shit out of people? ' and 'What is a woman?' to guage their suitability to run the country.

Nobody:

Nobody at all:

JK Rowling: I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGIES, DANIEL & EMMA.

Every morning I wake up thinking I Am Legend.

This is an insidious review propagated by conspiracy theorists and a dying government.

By this methodological standard there is absolutely no evidence to support the efficiency of using parachutes …

Nobody:

Nobody at all:

JK Rowling: I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGIES, DANIEL & EMMA.

Louder for the cunts at the back

those guys who are like 'i am a WOLF. an ALPHA. i go where i want, when i want. i sleep with females indiscriminately. i don't want ANYONE in my space, but those who get close to me? i expect them to WORSHIP me' and im like um. that's a cat? you're thinking of a cat

There's not a chance she burst into tears over any trans child. If she cried, it was through happiness & pride at the harm this report will do to vulnerable children

Willy Wragg's Willy Rag

The Red Wall, but it's literal shit

Marmaduke Grylls and Barron Trump should be forced to fight in the Colosseum

Glad that while the country is crumbling around us we’re taking the time to *checks notes* make life hard for trans people

I stopped paying attention for an evening and missed The Times announcing that the British government has decided to define anyone under 25 as a child

I think this will forever be the funniest message I have ever received🤣😭

Getting western Governments to admit Israel are genocidal terrorists