Leave me aloneeeeeee. It’s before 8am. No snapchat. Go away.

Hammacher Schlemmer

You know you work in big Pharma when scores of Indian men walk around the block near lunchtime

him: you better not be cunty regirock with a handbag when i get back

me:

Cannot stop thinking about this video.

Why is napping in my car my new favorite thing to do when I get home

Money wouuuuuld fix a lot of my issues

I’m so hot and bothered today.

If you’re under the impression you want to be my friend. Rethink. I prob won’t deliver what you want, when.

And I’m not gonna beat myself up about it. Enjoy your day!

Why does Dido’s ‘Thank You’ hit so hard when it’s raining 🥺

Rollerblade in Central Park kinda day, then lay out for a bit. Anybody gonna be around there today? Let’s link

I wanna 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ some sweaty hairy man tiddies today. Can anytime help me out with a hookup?

Was forced to go outside. So I got myself a lil treat as a reward 🥰🥰

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Tell my why my car gets the best sun. I’ve just been vibing here since I got home

I dont really wanna do the work today

jack of all trades, girthmasterr of none :(

Bro I’m usually the laziest mf’er and never want to hookup.
Why do I wanna be a slut this week 🙃

If I don’t get to nap in a pit 💪🏼 today I’m gonna be upset :(