Just remembered that Uber Pool used to be a thing. It was the wildest thing at 3am getting into an Uber and 2 random strangers being in there.

Luxury of a free flat 🤠

To confirm: my socks don’t say daddy 😅

Luxury of a free flat 🤠

Men on grindr asking me what’s in my album as if I’m about to make my debut into the pop industry. I’m a gay man, we all know what is in the album.

Outfit was cute as well

Heading to a date and it’s the first time in forever that I genuinely feel nervous/excited for it.

It’s been 84 years since I’ve felt this serotonin hit 🌞

They need a tub down 👋🏻

Time to reset

‘Unlike you I don’t work in radio or pantomime’

I had to pull out. Not my day 😅

Race ready! You won’t be able to miss me 🏃🏼

The fun part: which shoes shall I wear for tonight’s race??

It’s race day!! My 3rd race of the year today and the start of entering my summer race season. Nervous but also so excited to get going! 🏃🏼

Whenever I feel bad about myself I watch The Apprentice Interviews and instantly I feel like I can take on the world.

DING DONG!

Need to get my moustache this thick again

Everyone quote tweeting this with upset, because they believe this is real, just prove how most people don’t do an ounce of research and just accept anything written on twitter must be fact. 😂

I think this is potentially one of my new favourite reaction pictures