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Dana Goldberg

@dgcomedy

I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod

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Itā€™s funny listening to MAGA congratulate RFK Jr. for ā€˜having his own mindā€™ after, by his own admission, the worm literally ate part of it.

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ā€˜I didnā€™t know he was neurodivergentā€™ is not an excuse to be a disgusting piece of crap. If you canā€™t find the absolute beauty in a son being tearfully proud of his father, you are a broken human.

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Dana Goldberg And neurodivergent doesnā€™t mean autistic. Anyone with a learning disorder, adhd, etc is considered neurodivergent. Heck we are all basically neurodivergent in some form or another. #weareallGus

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Trump keeps getting sued by artists for using their music, and after being ordered to pay E. Jean Carroll $91.6 million, youā€™d think he would have learned to ask for consent.

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Optics sure make it seem like RFK Jr is now Trumpā€™s running mate. Iā€™m sure this isnā€™t the first time JD Vance was left out of a threesome.

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I was in France talking to a taxi driver about how incredible the Olympics have been. I asked if heā€™d ever been to the US and he said ā€˜Not yet. Iā€™m a father and a black man and Iā€™m afraid of getting shot there.ā€™ So maybe we stop judging their ceremonies and get our shit together.

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Kamala Harrisā€™s campaign just gave $30M to down ballot candidates. The only people getting $30M from Donald Trumpā€™s campaign are his lawyers and the woman he was found liable of sexually assaulting.

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Gun laws in Georgia: No state permit required to purchase. No firearm registration. No assault weapon law. No magazine capacity restriction. No owner license required. No permit required for concealed carry. No permit required for open carry. No background check required for

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The text messages being shared between students and their parents during the shooting in Georgia are heart breaking. How can ANY parent see these and not want to do something about the gun epidemic? Donā€™t tell me youā€™re pro-life if youā€™re not willing to protect your children.