Looks like even the title is bullshit since we are indeed Going Back

This is wild but not at all surprising. I love that people are always watching his grift.

These sounds like the calm rational words of a totally innocent man. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can’t tell if this Trump Diapers thing is real, and I hate where we are because I can’t tell if it’s real.

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Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, Carol Burnett! Thank you for the gifts you continue to give us. You are incomparable.

Can someone get Don Snoreleon a blanket while he sleeps so he can shut up about the temperature in the courtroom please... better yet, stop giving him a mic to complain.

Vote. Because our democracy depends on it.

There was two ways women came out this week:

Sophia Bush: I've always known, but I've been nervous to say the wrong thing or do the wrong thing. I just know what I like and WHO I like.

Billie Eilish: I wanted my face in a vagina.

🤣🤣🤣 Same girls, same.

Real talk: we know he paid her $130,000 as a hush money payment but please tell me she was paid WAY more than that to actually have sex with that monster.

Hahahahahahahaha good.

When someone says, ‘He’s not nearly orange as I thought he would be. He was more yellow. Yellow and looked really bored’… it’s not a compliment.

Imagine applauding killing women and forcing girls to have their rapists babies.

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Fuck this guy. Actually don’t because lord knows he won’t let you get an abortion if you need one.

What’s the over under on Trump even knowing where his son goes to high school?

Perfect tweet. No Notes.

Every report on Trump said he was watching Fox News and tweeting all night and often didn't get to work during his presidency until 11 am. He's not changing his sleeping patterns and he can't have 10 diet cokes in the courtroom. He's going to fall asleep every. single. day.

Full chorus!

🎶 Sleepy Don, what’s that bronzer you have on? Could it be a darker orange from days gone by? And did I hear them say, you were sleeping in court today, you can’t make yourself look sadder if you tri-ied.’🎶