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Danke chains

@dankchains

Like the German for thank you with much more DANK... you.

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calendar_today21-11-2010 00:18:32

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Kharg Island sounds like it’d be the last installment in a dying franchise. Eg: “King Kong: Escape from Kharg Island.” “National Treasure: The Curse of Kharg Island” “Earnest Deploys to Kharg Island to Save the Middle East”

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I’m starting to think Trump just hasnt seen much stuff at all. Everything to him is something “we” havent seen before. Naw dude. YOU havent seen it!

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I mean this totally unironically, but on some level I understand furries and what they’re “doing” more than whatever the hell Bryon Noem was up to.

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This is such a cosmically bad take. I’m pretty convinced this person is confusing “editor” with “studio/corporate interference” because there are no less than 10 zillion examples where an editor has basically saved a movie, book, etc.

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New right wing talking point just dropped: Thing that very much exists right now, (but is vaguely white coded) actually no longer exists. And in fact “they” have taken it from you.

New right wing talking point just dropped:
Thing that very much exists right now, (but is vaguely white coded) actually no longer exists. And in fact “they” have taken it from you.
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This looks like heaven. However… “looks” is carrying the weight of the world here. What’s it *sound* like in there?

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Hey Tim Miller. Still think these completely unhinged, leftie hasan acolytes need to be in the tent? Because I can assure you these are the most self-destructive, monomaniacal, deranged freaks you’ll ever come across. They aren’t cheering on any side. They want this all to burn…

Hey <a href="/Timodc/">Tim Miller</a>. Still think these completely unhinged, leftie hasan acolytes need to be in the tent? Because I can assure you these are the most self-destructive, monomaniacal, deranged freaks you’ll ever come across. They aren’t cheering on any side. They want this all to burn…
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It’s always so funny to actually see the right wing slop machine kick into gear. Trump made the pope a new target, and now they have their marching orders. Pope Leo is doing literally nothing wrong in this clip or this trip, clearly.

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I spent my college years watching utterly vile execution videos people passed around and now in my 30s I cannot stomach a show like Euphoria. Every clip of these teens fucking their lives up makes me unbearably uncomfortable.

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Okay fine, but has anyone asked what the poor Hormuzians think about all of this? Their voices have been curiously silent.

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My favorite tension in The Sopranos was the constant “Will they? Won’t they?” but about if they were going to murder a totally random, normie citizen they came across. Like Meadow’s college roommate. I thought for sure that chick was cooked.

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We all see right through this right? Like no one believes this egg head *actually* believes what he tweets, surely. This is all a game for more investors, to pump up his profile, etc. It’s all bullshit

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*watching Mad Men as don draper manipulates and destroys the lives of everyone he loves* Me: would you look at that. Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.