U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection

The fact that colleges are going back to school is so wild. Like a single juul could wipe out the freshman class

Go to facebook and see boomers ranting about covid conspiracies, go to insta and see Gen Z’s breaking quarantine, go to tiktok and and it tells me I need to start romantasizing my life. I sit down and meditate to synthesize all I have learned

God give me the strength to stop giving myself the peace sign everytime I walk by a mirror

Me checking spotify every morning to see if Kanye’s new album dropped

This covid shit lasting like a Honda Civic

My mom 3 seconds into any movie:

No matter what happens it’s disconcerting that the election is even this close

my posture all day long as soon as it gets cold out

March again in 3 months

the cdc said yall have to hang out w me

I sleep in for those who can’t

Elon musk died????? Holy shit lol

So everyone is moving to a new place this weekend right

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.