Whenever I say the word Segue just know I’m saying Segway because you can’t tell.

/WWE made tiffy name her dog after a sponsor.

Did you know if you mix olive oils with mint you’re still trash?

Hey does anyone know where we can get really great quality Halloween decor for an amazing price? Also I need a new contract lawyer who will actually read it. Thanks.

/But my media literacy is wrong, right? He’s just as good as Dwayne, huh? Yeah. Stfu.

When you get the contract.

And it’s time…

…let go…

Mommy’s coming home and you didn’t defrost the chicken. Idk. I’m really high.

Watching the kid play Helldivers is like watching old people bone. Addicting and expensive.

Say what you want about Atlanta.

It Larry Tact needed a kidney I’d give him one. Wouldn’t be mine but I know people.

#andstill

The children yearn for the mines

An accurate depiction of my time in Black Rainbow.

It was a phenomenal match. I’m sure Dickie will still find something to be insufferable about despite. Onward and upward.

//Losing is meh. But losing to someone you absolutely adore as a person and a writer? That’s almost a reward. Congrats 𝘿𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 . You deserve it so much!!

JFC I can’t get the smell of his axe body spray off my gear.

//“I loved results but just so you know my character would never turn their head to sneeze like that. It completely ruins my character.”