Why haven’t I received an SMS from ZanuPF also? Where do I go to complain?

The pastor will simply turn the other cheek. x.com/thecomicpastor…

Amateur.

At the Blue Roof, My Leader has called for a Press Conference. Efforts are underway to wake him up.

467 000 Amayrican Dowlers.

Prophet Cynic Not runds doerlarrs

A picture of the former leader of the Republic of Zimbabwe. Next to her is her supportive husband.

Sights from Blue Roof...

Amateur.

*note to self* Don’t hire Twitter lawyers.

“And this is where I tweeted: ‘I don't know this man and no discussion ever happened with him anywhere’”

Main pastor: he’s the apostle of our time, a leader, a true visionary, he has been married for 15 years and is blessed with 4 beautiful godly children........ Guest preacher:

Nxah!

You open Twitter and find people fighting over a roundabout...

Things are so bad I almost bought Alpha Omega yoghurt today ☹️

Prophet Cynic Never. Eat. Alpha and Omega. Only sing it. Yurra Alfarrrrrrrenomegarrrr...

BREAKING: Hit by oil shortage, enterprising prophet diversifies into fake drugs

Strive, watching people buying Econet bundles to shout at him

So what happened to the Prophet’s ‘investment’ scheme from last year?

We demanded change. The government gave us coins.