Cowardly, slanderous, and stupid.

Biden needs young voters to again save his sinking campaign, but when bold, principled political engagement sweeps across college campuses, he chooses to throw them (many of whom are Jewish!) under the bus for opposing gen*cide.

Warehouse robot collapses after working for 20 hours straight.

Since Trump and Lindsey Graham are into it over Roe v Wade I thought I’d dust off this relevant one from George Carlin

Breaking: Donald Trump and Joe Biden have died at the same time

Hellllll yeah

oh no, how will civilization progress without our beloved portrait of an old dude!

America defined in a single word

twitch streaming

I decided to look up the singer of the Pokémon theme, because that vocal cadence is NOT a normal amount of talent. Turns out it's Jason Paige - the backup vocalist for Michael Jackson & Jamiroquai????

Dear Elon:
Twitter.
Twitter, Twitter.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
And so on.
Fuck your need to put your personal brand on everything.

I think this is profoundly worse than being replaced by robots in the workplace

'Gets all the benefits, but doesn't contribute,' sniffs the billionaire whose empire of technology that mostly doesn't work is built on government subsidies.

Sponsorship read of the year

Biden was just asked if the airstrikes in Yemen are working.

His response: “Well, when you say 'working' are they stopping the Houthis? No. Are they going to continue? Yes.”

Proud Boy goes absolutely berserk because I complimented his cosplay costume. 😂😂😂

We lose enough information as it is. Things are only going to get worse once generative AI is granted free reign.

Protect the internet archive

If you're wondering why the TikTok generation sides so strongly with Palestine, it's because the IDF keep posting videos there destroying childrens homes while screaming 'we are evil! yeehawww!'

This guy contacted an astronaut on the ISS using a homemade antenna

Remember, kids, Biden is powerless to forgive student loan debt without Congressional approval.