Breaking: Every World Crisis Averted

My latest for The Guardian

All this so Israel can keep killing kids

Why did the cop go to work early?

He wanted to beat the crowd.

We need to understand, urgently, that we either divest from imperialism or we get fascism. The ruling class is eagerly ushering in fascism at home to defend their fascism abroad. And we have to reject all of it, right now.

I am watching a toddler die on a table in a field hospital in Rafah with half her face blown apart while listening to college students fight tears reporting on a police assault on their campus for protesting that, and I feel like I am losing my fucking mind.

Free Palestine.

Defund the fucking police

These kids literally studied the Columbia archives from 1968, they reached out to protest vets, and now they are occupying the same buildings they did.

Read our piece from last week on how the Columbia protesters are taking inspiration from 1968.

NYC EVERYONE COME TO COLUMBIA RIGHT NOW 🚨🚨🚨

Jerry Seinfeld 'Dated' A Highschool Kid youtu.be/r8juCPqI3wg

Conan and Jim Downey on Jerry Seinfeld's 17-year-old girlfriend

Jerry Seinfeld’s actually an immeasurably successful comedian, worth over 38 million dollars, built largely on the back of his 17-season-long self-titled sitcom. Look up “Jerry Seinfeld pedophile 1993 Michael Richards racial slur Laugh Factory” for more info

YOURE DOING IT WRONG

Happy Hitler Is [redacted] Day to all who celebrate

Victims of Communism

John Cusack ascending to his final form

that cop’s throwing fists like it’s his own wife and kids