dm’ed the girl who was constantly liking my story and got left on delivered #pumpfaked

Gun to your head name a reason to live

new intern putting his phone away when i walk by his desk lil bro relax😭😭

DYLAN DARLING SENDS ST. JOHN'S TO THE SWEET 16 AT THE BUZZER 🚨🚨🚨 THIS. IS. MARCH.

They rlly don’t fw her and I wouldn’t either after she let her bd talk about Cameron Boyce

they didnt invite zuri cuz they was scared of yerky yerky potentially tagging along n i can’t be mad at that

left her on seen, kept her wondering #GetPumpFaked

every once in a while you just gotta go back to the 2016 XXL Freshman cypher to pay your respects

One of the greatest memes ever🤣

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to

I hate sexting One typo and the immersion is GONE you meant to say “my cock” but you say “me cock” and now shorty think you role playing Mr Krabs

lmfao, the bite ???????????????????????

There was never a doubt bro wasn’t going to pull this off

“Every time” “Five times”

dis frying me cuz you’ll really see a white family of 3 just like this in Michigan

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I’m at a real cross road with this one it’s accurate and still extremely offensive

I'd pay to see this movie

bf just came home with 180 lb 3-drawer tortoise dresser. “By the time he got it out of the storage unit I couldn’t tell him I changed my mind” he explained

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