And this is why we put Ballesteros in the lineup CRAIG

GREAT job Javier Assad. Did exactly what we needed. Also great job to Cubs offense but to be clear that is what we EXPECT from yall. Quit slacking. Thanks

Have yourself a day, Nico!

Ok Schwarber that’s more than enough

Is this Cubs team just.. not good?

I’ve had more fun watching past Cubs teams when all they signed was washed up old ass veterans

For all the “it’s April” comments. Last time I checked April is part of the regular season and this team has not looked good

Melissa IT IS April, and losses in April aren’t indicative of a teams full year outlook, usually. However, it’s not the losses, it’s how they look while losing. And that’s why people should be worried.

I literally don’t even have the chance to turn on the game before they’re down. Every. Single. Game. I get my daughter to bed and look and we’re down within the 1st or 2nd inning.

Everyone hates Happ meanwhile he’s one of the only ones still showing up for this team

Boy with fragile ego buys a blue checkmark for his 100 followers to seem important

At this injury rate they’re gonna have to call me to pitch soon

Not to jinx it but after the loss that inspired this tweet.. we haven’t lost

BREAKING: Anthony Rizzo has come out of retirement and has been signed to a 1 year deal as a pitcher with the Chicago Cubs simply bc they literally are running out of guys to pitch

I apologize for not wanting him back. I was wrong

I have not really loved survivor50 so far. Still depressed about Kyle. HATED the pairs twist but I absolutely LOVED the Devens fake idol play. Brilliant. I hope him or Hubicki win this season

And that’s why we put Ballesteros in the lineup

Is Cabrera broken

Nico Hoerner stays hot my goodness dude is earning that check