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My Tesla Robot mad at me b/c I made it camp out overnight for the new Air Jordan 43.

Holy.

we used to just drop our CC’s in a google form and trust people wouldn’t steal them for $40 profit 😭

joe biden probably licking an ice cream cone rn still thinking it’s summer instead of election day

don’t tweet much, but popping in here to say alhamdulilah (for everything) real quick, see yall later!

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“when i get home you better not be making honey butter bread covered in -38 degree temperatures” me-

RC This group is genuinely the place to be if you wanna make it out the trenches. The staff is one of kind Khalifa IC ❤️

When I offer to cover the tab for my friends (I want the Amex points and they’re Venmo’ing me later)

Post office employees when you ask them to do anything

reselling is back 📈

LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭

its white boy summer and im locked in

Iran’s currency has officially collapsed.

These two used to run sneaker bots

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

Shoutout Whop, my AM (idk bros twitter) and my brother Mitch for showing me some love. My fiancé already called dibs on the water bottle, but loving the rest of the gear 😂 Yall are awesome! Thank you!!!