Adrienne Airhart Helberg (@craydrienne) 's Twitter Profile
Adrienne Airhart Helberg

@craydrienne

comedy • linguistics • psychedelics • cannabis. Chronic ex-wife. Former dancer. Extremely married.

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Adrienne Airhart Helberg (@craydrienne) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of these creatures is hundreds of years old, riddled with STDs that pre-date the arrival of the Mayflower. The other is a Greenland shark.

One of these creatures is hundreds of years old, riddled with STDs that pre-date the arrival of the Mayflower.

The other is a Greenland shark.
Ariana Jasmine (@arianajasmine__) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Show me your papers" is how the Holocaust began "Show me your papers" is how the Rohingya genocide began "Show me your papers" is how the Rwandan genocide began "Show me your papers" is where America is at right now....

Melanie D'Arrigo (@darrigomelanie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

- no universal healthcare - no universal childcare - college is unaffordable - housing is unaffordable - groceries are unaffordable The average salary for Gen Z is $39,416. The average household income needed to live comfortably raising 2 kids is $233,604. Hope this helps.

Andrea Junker (@strandjunker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2025: $493.8 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2025: $240.9 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2025: $226.9 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2025: $7.25 It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.

anyone_want_chips (@anyonewantchips) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With the latest mass shooting at Brown University, this might be a good time to mention that Bill Clinton’s assault weapons ban reduced mass shooting deaths by 43% - but after George W Bush & Republicans let it expire, mass shooting deaths spiked by 239%. It's the fucking guns.

With the latest mass shooting at Brown University, this might be a good time to mention that Bill Clinton’s assault weapons ban reduced mass shooting deaths by 43% - but after George W Bush & Republicans let it expire, mass shooting deaths spiked by 239%.

It's the fucking guns.
Kelly (@broadwaybabyto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve seen two kids post that the Brown University shooting is the second school shooting they’ve survived. This should enrage and radicalize everyone. Kids shouldn’t have to survive one shooting, let alone two. No more thoughts and prayers. It’s time to address the guns.

bradlander.bsky.social (@bradlander) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Extraordinary courage from Ahmed El Ahmad, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah. Praying for his full & speedy recovery. And so deeply inspired by his example.

Kelly (@broadwaybabyto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The US has yet another school shooting and Trump says “things happen”. He calls it a “situation”. He gives “thoughts and prayers”. Australia has a mass shooting and their Prime Minister immediately announces plans for stricter gun control. That’s how it should be.

Neera Tanden🌻 (@neeratanden) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We have never had a person of worse character as President of the United States. It's mortifying how this great country chose to do this to itself.