Please watch my video youtu.be/T0CpOYZZZW4

[explaining honesty to an american] imagine a gun to your head

'babygirl'

Zionists: The Nakba Never Happened!!! Also, We're doing it again!!!

It's so fucking crazy that a nurse was like 'aw what's your baby's name' and they said 'Walton Goggins'

mad max: fury road (2015)

Obi-Wan Kenobi, living under a fascist regime that purged everyone he loved: The guys in this airport bar are the worst people in the universe

People want to think Shelley Duvall was showing pure actual fear in The Shining for the same reason they want to think every funny line in a comedy was improvised. We want to believe we're too smart to fall for good writing and acting.

(Crash Bandicoot loading screen tip) Remember bucko, no man steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man!

they don't know
but I'm on the bus too

Kind of burying the lede on how she also stole fetuses and filmed herself handling them in her house.

how did the founders of america know that the US would have 50 states when they designed the flag 🤯

they said it couldn't be done. they said i'd never be able to assemble a cute expandable wine rack with 3D printed translucent tiles. but i finally proved them all wrong

woah

thotcrime

Is this a great country or what?

trees when they're about to masturbate

Gonna write my literary paper about how the Three Stooges represent the three facets of the human psyche: Ego, Superego, and Moe