Beelzebub: You okay? MC, crying: Yeah, it was just these onions Beelzebub to the onions: What the heck did you say to MC?

MC: You look in the mirror as if you've lost your only love Asmodeus: Unfortunately, my one true love remains myself MC: Well, at least you don't have to worry about rejection Asmodeus: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting

MC: Look, I love you. But I made the exact amount of cheese and crackers that I want to eat right now. Beelzebub: But I only... MC: The EXACT amount.

MC, lying in bed: Marriage is basically just whispering ‘are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.’ Satan, rolling over next to them: Ooh, show me

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Asmodeus: Never have I ever... been arrested Mammon: So I drink? Leviathan: No, it's only if you've done it Mammon: Got it... [Drinks] Leviathan: I can't believe you've been arrested! Mammon: I can't believe Asmo hasn't

Asmodeus: Okay so here's the tea-- Lucifer: It's called mission strategy Asmodeus: Do you want the tea or not?

MC: You know there's something called later, right? Lucifer, running on 14 cups of coffee and no sleep: But that's such a terrible concept though

Asmodeus: I forgot to charge my phone. Can I use yours? Beelzebub: I don't have it. I dropped it in a bowl of soup. Asmodeus: How do you accidentally drop your phone in a bowl of soup? Beelzebub: It wasn't an accident. I wanted to see if it would float.

MC: They made Luke cry! Mammon: Luke always cries! Luke: [starting to cry] That's not true!

Lucifer: Why are there small handprints all over the walls? Simeon, whispering: Why are there small handprints all over the walls? Luke, whispering: Because I have small hands. Simeon: Because he has small hands.

MC: Levi, tell Mammon he’s an idiot but I still love him Leviathan: Tell him yourself? MC: We’re in a fight Leviathan: You’re sitting in his lap ??

Diavolo: Recipe says to beat three eggs MC: At what? Hand to hand combat? Diavolo: Must be. Barbatos banned swords in the kitchen, remember?

Diavolo: I have called you here because MC got into a fight. Asmodeus: Oh no, that’s terrible! Belphegor: Did they win?

Beelzebub: You don't look so good. Belphegor: I'm a mess. I can't eat, I can't sleep... Beelzebub: You can't sleep? Belphegor: I've been wide awake in every class!

Belphegor: [fast forwards all the way through a movie] MC: You can’t just skip to the happy ending. Belphegor: I don’t have time for their problems.

Leviathan: "Writing stuff down" is nerdy? What do you even do then? Mammon: I forget stuff like a cool person

Mammon: So for our wedding I thought of something quiet.... maybe have it in spring. MC: we aren’t even engaged yet. Mammon: .......so that’s what I forgot to do last night.

Asmodeus: You need to react when people cry. Belphegor: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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