personal porthoela highlight: kissing all the homies on the lips

MF I’m ILL ❤️‍🔥

me: *sends a picture to my mom* my mom: OHHHH I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU!!! Thank you for sharing!!!!!! The pic:

notes taken 📝💜🤍💚

I don’t know how this many people passed their drivers tests

coming home from vacay on a Friday is the absolute move.

i can’t imagine being on the receiving end of my facial expressions…most of the time.

the last 24-hours have packed a delightful punch.

what’s ur rising sign and how many XLBs can you eat without shame?

I always forget Elon is short for Watermelon

unpopular opinion: cleaning the eff out of your car, even when it’s sure to be destroyed shortly after, is satisfying af

a cow with pink bows 🎀 ♡ 🎀

80% of arguments start because someone hasn't eaten yet.

okay new content from the leaf lab significantly increased my serotonin

w o w

i miss tanya

Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹

Jeremiah is already the greatest sports journalist of our time i fear