would someone with your experience come to Bon Temps? Why not something more like NOLA? Samantha Plath Jason Stackhouse

-looks up to see Samantha Plath push away Jason Stackhouse's hands away- I ain't gonna have to deal with a sexual harassment suit am I?

-rolls his eyes at Jason Stackhouse and shakes his head- Look, Samantha Plath. I can't pay you what you're use to and I doubt our small town >

isn't exciting enough to keep you interested in sticking around. -mentally adding, 'Even if you're fucking Jason Stackhouse- Samantha Plath

-sets Samantha Plath's resume on the desk and leans forward- Have you discussed this with your current Captain? Jason Stackhouse

-can't help but cringe and nod- As long as you've discussed it with him, we'll give it a go. I take it, you gotta move? Samantha Plath

That quickly? -surprised and slightly impressed by Samantha Plath and looks at Jason Stackhouse- I take it you want off to help her?

-shakes his head and points at Jason Stackhouse- I expect your ass back here by Monday morning for your shift. Samantha Plath

-shakes his head and waves off Jason Stackhouse- Just go, Stackhouse. I'll brief @KenyaJonesSC instead. Samantha Plath

Whose goinna live? And whose goinna die? Bets?

Folks almost show time!

#TrueBlood fun from the #TBLive from the Set event that starts in 30 minutes! #TrueBloodS6

Sure is alot of diapers and formula for four babies

Rutina she loves that lesbian weirdness

Andy Bellefleur: Portia Bellefleur ™ ready ta change four Faery babies?

It's startin!

"When you stick Mr. Happy inside somebody's hoo-ha without a raincoat on, babies come out!" -Sex ed from Arlene, tonight on #TrueBlood.

Life sure aint fair

Hog tits!!

Here's your answer #Truebies: Alexander Skarsgard will be in #TrueBloodS7! tvline.com/2013/08/20/ale… #WaitingSucks True Blood