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Colton Long

@coltonmlong

former Dem strategist | writer | Once and future Philly kid. tweets = mine (but you can borrow them for a low APR)

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calendar_today17-02-2017 23:06:33

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July 2 is the exact midpoint of 2025 which means we as a planet are now closer to the year 2050 than we are to the year 2000 😵‍💫

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The tactical genius of Robert E. Lee on full display (marching 12k+ men for a mile on an open field under withering artillery fire and seeing what happens)

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totally forgot about Official DC Summer™️, where it randomly thunderstorms between 5-6 when you leave work and then IMMEDIATELY stops the second you get home

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We're giving away 46 codes for 'Dungeons & Dragons Neverwinter Nights 2: Enhanced Edition' 🔥🎮 Rules: 1️⃣ RT & Like this tweet 2️⃣ Follow Culture Crave 🍿 3️⃣ Reply with what platform

We're giving away 46 codes for 'Dungeons & Dragons Neverwinter Nights 2: Enhanced Edition' 🔥🎮  

Rules:

1️⃣ RT & Like this tweet
2️⃣ Follow <a href="/CultureCrave/">Culture Crave 🍿</a>
3️⃣ Reply with what platform
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“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked my bro and he said HOLD ON HOLD ON HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE