this is what i look like the whole time i’m getting top

Got my Sunday best on for the Palestine protest at the ferg

Wouldn’t send my worst enemy to rot in the purgatory that is Long Island and the Long Island Expressway #CauseChaos

I’m getting real tired of these current events and news stories. What happened to America? The fuck happend to MTV Spring Break in Daytona? What happened to Big Hair? What happened to carrying shotguns/rifles in the rear window of the cab of your truck? What happened to wet T’s?

If you were from the Southeast and went to Ole Miss or Alabama, you stopped here, no questions asked.

Proud to announce that I have been self appointed as the Commander in Chief of the Strawberry Milk Mob Dixie Chapter. Bring out your battlefield Grey’s gentleman, we’re going to crush beers, liberal souls, and crank to all things mob related #MilkMob

What the fuck is Stagecoach and why am I seeing a bunch of Ole Miss whores from California there?

bouta jackoff with these on

Hank (Gator) Delroy In Ohio I think,,,train derailed there? Not sure.

House/dog sitting this weekend at the cousins house. Unc gave me his blessing to dig into the Blantons, don’t mind if I do. Going to be another fine Carolina Saturday.

Females gon give you bout 2-3 good bounces before they check engine light come on & they knee caps start overheating

Back of the Nola bus after a couple mimosas

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

im midwest sober (an alcoholic but no DUIs)

I’d join the church of Scientology to have the Rebs wear this bucket

Panthers Owner David Tepper just stopped inside to have a word with the owners about the sign out front. This is not a joke #Panthers

If I got drafted by the New Orleans Saints I’d be the biggest drunkard in the league.

Great song for sittin’ in the sun having a cold one or enjoying a toke. Highly recommend.