plug-talk-🔌📲 Made a brick through a brick, ain't whip up shit, this is pure cocaine ❄️🧱 Mint a 🧱: mirror.xyz/0x5251a53DBC53…

We've been inside some of the biggest supply chains in the world. We thoroughly understand how goods move from origin to destination. We understand the risks down to how an incorrect postal code can divert a package for extended periods of time. We've been in the real trenches.

An ERC721 token, or NFT as it has become known, isn't even remotely close to what you need to ensure decentralized commerce. At the end of the day, the current crop of L1's, L2's, and even L3's, are just smoke and mirrors. They don't enable commerce. Full stop. Cocaine will.

Wait till we start the marketing campaign on the dark web. You think your TVL means anything if it's just locked or staking? Currency must be liquid. It must ebb and flow. Simply choosing inflationary or deflationary is a fools errand. Crypto must achieve fiat symbiosis.

We might play into the culture here and there, do some lines every now and then, and break records for Mirror articles aptly named 'pure cocaine for sale'... However, when we tweet, you start to think, don't you? Prove us wrong about current protocols. We dare you 🔫🤷‍♂️.

They don't call it the World Finance Center, they call it the World Trade Center. Trade. Commerce. The exchange of goods and services at a fair market price. This is what drives economies. It's high time for a protocol that delivers an exceptional commerce experience. Cocaine.

Sometimes we get devious. ❄️ Visit the Explore tab on Mirror right now. 🚨 Link: mirror.xyz 🔗 How long until they notice? 🐻‍❄️

Sorry Mirror. Just send the articles back to the address which sent them (0x525) and they'll be removed from your page (hopefully). 😂 Didn't think it would actually work but fuck it we ball LOL.

Is this what they mean when they say move fast and break stuff? Maybe the blockchain really does need reversible transactions 😂 Fuck 😅

But for real... That's a rookie mistake. How do you just display everything sent to your wallet on the homepage of your web app? Did nobody think to ensure that only what is selected by the team is displayed? Christ. See why Web3 protocols are still in their infancy? Bruh 🐻‍❄️

Yo Mirror plz check your Explore Tab and send the articles we sent you back ASAP 🐻‍❄️ Probably going to want to fix that exploit too 🥹

Can't even DM Mirror 😅 Trying to find an employee/engineer of theirs and I can't! 😭 Oh well, I tried. Someone will notice the word Exploit on the front page, right? 🫣 a16z crypto USV Variant Electric Capital ⚡️ One of you tell Mirror, please! 😭

Yo @ndoherty_xyz and Tyler 🚨 Please send back the articles we sent you. They're on the Explore Tab 😂! Found your @'s from GitHub. It appears you've been inactive for quite some time on X. Hoping one of you checks the Mirror notifications 🐻‍❄️!

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We'll never stop shilling Mirror if this is an Easter egg and they leave it up there 😂! Mirror is very useful for generating revenue. You can offer free articles to your readers and gain about ~0.000345 ETH per mint. (~$1 USD). Mint/Write often enough? Decent revenue.

KOLs try to convince you with tweets 🤥 Cocaine just (accidentally) hijacks the home of Web3 publishing 😂 We are not the same 🐻‍❄️

Stealth launch. Cocaine Protocol DAO. First 100 to send 0.05 ETH to 0x32cb2e19a52e7E209c2ff8aF6bd19429d2BAb420 Will receive DAO membership NFTs. (Cocaine Beras). Only 100. Ever. Go.

Only cocaineprotocol.eth 🐻‍❄️ would launch a DAO in these market conditions. Here to stay.