Mobley stepped up big tonight.

Bruh. Evan Mobley.

The pods can’t come thick and fast enough when you win on derby day.

Limping all over your shit club 😭😭😭

Happy St. Totteringham’s day to all and sundry.

I’m exhausted. Worst day of the year win, lose, or draw.

Come on Raya.

Richarlison red. You heard it here first.

If you don’t rate Kai Havertz that sounds like a you problem.

Should have been four.

Would love to see some subs that give us control. I think we can really punish them. They’ll have to go at us. Some combination of Jorginho, Jesus, and Zinchenko pls.

Football's weird. Sometimes you're brilliant but can't win and it makes no sense. Sometimes the opposition play well but score an own goal anyway and all your shots fly in on top of that.

Today I'm absolutely fine with it.

Crying 😭😭😭

I love Ben White so much.

70% possession for Spurs. Yet to put a shot on target and trail 3-0. Dominant mediocrity.

Has not been a 3-0 match. But who give an actual shit.

Cavs getting boat raced. This is not great.

Incredible description of an incredibly bad Chelsea team.

Wagner fouling out is objectively hilarious.