Don’t push your luck, Stretch.

|| getting back on Selina and coming from being an awkward, completely undesirable piece of couch potato to well... Selina, is pretty hard so excuse my roughness I’m pretty rusty

“Fuck Batman?” Well, yes. Yes I do.

|| IM NOT SORRY

|| ... *slooooooowly peeks at the DMs I haven’t looked at in years*

“It works for me.”

|| ALRIGHT SO Don’t hate me for this, but I’ve been out of the DC verse for quite some time, so I have NO idea what’s been happening. If anyone would like to fill me in specifically on what happened with the BatCat wedding, it would be greatly appreciated ^^

Squints. “Damian’s heard— no, he /says/ worse. He’ll be fine.”

“Do a backflip. They’ll forget all about what they just heard, trust me.”

“To distract the— Oh, nevermind. Nice to know you’re still a bird brain.”

“Nice to know you still can’t take a /joke/.”

Blinks. “Have you hit your head today or something?”

“Oof. Perhaps you should get some rest, then.”

Holds a mistletoe over her head. Waits.

She narrows her eyes at ᏚᎪᎢᎪN behind her goggles as she lets out a sultry purr before pressing her ruby red lips against the —

— latter's in a steamy kiss. As quick as she gave it to ᏚᎪᎢᎪN, she then pulled away and licked her bottom lip. "Well?"

"Back from the dead, loves. What did I miss?"

"Aw, is the little bird bored? What about a game of cat and mouse, hm?" x.com/bratparagon/st…

"Sure.~" Selina purred, leaning back with crossed arms as she stared down at the bird. "You aren't too old for tag, now are you?" x.com/bratparagon/st…

|| So I moved out today! Bad news, I won't have internet until Oct 1st the soonest, so I'll probs be inactive on all my accounts till then.