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// Coming back soon...very soon

// Also, I have to think about how I can bring back old Satan. When I made this version of Satan I was an angry teenager XD

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“The King has returned,” he announced with a wicked smile. “I hope you all have been keeping busy in my absence. If you have not, then I will have to punish you for slacking off,” he added as he sat in his royal necropolis throne. “Now, whom shall I break first, heh.”

“Goddesses and subjects of mine always act this way when it’s breeding time,” Satan smiled #NSFW #LewdRP

“Hmm,sees my absence has been quite disdain. No matter, I know how to /lighten/ the mood.”

“I’m not responsible for the world burning. So, take your dumbass opinions elsewhere.”

Pinching the bridge of his nose. “Why oh why did I return to such a miserable site of stupidity. 2021, the bane of my existence.”

“The #LewdRp department seems to rather have improved since I last checked. Although, there seems some promising snacks to partake in.”

// I miss being here. Fun times :)

“If you sacrifice a baby in my name, I will kill you.”

“How some of my visits with Ms. @TheNamesSonja end.”

“How long has it been?”

“How peculiar. These humans are still alive. I thought they’d murder themselves by now.”

“Yes, I have penetrated wives of various husbands. It was fun for a time. The sheer look on their husband’s faces when they walked in on us meddling. It brought joy to my disposition.”

“Magicians, Mages, Wizards, and Witches are all the same. Prove me wrong.”