Snippet of a solo by RTG’s drummer Wolfgang Doerwaldt from tonight. He is absolutely insane and by far the most talented musician I’ve ever worked with. I implore you to watch the whole thing if you’re a fan of kick ass drummers

I had a good hairs day. Ok ty bye!

fuck a green kitchen. I want my house to look like a Wes Anderson movie.

I jus wanna know why lil Richard said “wapbabaloobop balapbam boom tootie fruity on rootie” and nobody complained but I gotta “ANNUNCIATE” 🙄

popped a tire in the cookout line while blasting the cops theme song to the police officer in the line beside me. oh and it was the second time through the line because they messed up my order. and it was 2am. also my AAA card is currently in the mail. and I didn’t have a jack.

Sorry, but this is the greatest junk e-mail I’ve ever received.

We really used to scream California Girls in rural Virginia wearing Aeropostale with justice tanks underneath with AGGRESSIVE side parts huh

crying because the guy I’m talking to FaceTimed me to show me a pair of swans he saw on his daily walk (he takes daily walks)

“How is getting back out there going?” This shit:

this guy I’m talking to asked me to send gym pics and and I sent I sent my lat spread. That is not what he meant is it.

I got free dinner 🤝

I told a guy I wasn’t interested (we hung out once) and we both sent nice messages back and forth agreeing it wasn’t the vibes. And I’m like “wow what a nice guy” At 4am this mf sends me a picture of him BAWLING (snot bubbles too) and texts me “can we hang out this weekend”

Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane

Johnny Depp’s reaction to the court finally getting to hear the audio tape in which Amber Heard admits to abusing him. #JusticeforJohnnyDepp

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack while they’re distracted.

Are you a vegan because it’s “healthiest” and good for the environment or do you just like being classist and gaslighting poor people who don’t have access to “clean foods”

Gonna start gaslighting my exes into thinking we never met 😌

EXTREMELY heartbreaking and come with deep sorrow to say that my Tia Irma’s husband Joe Garcia has passed away due to grief, i truly am at a loss for words for how we are all feeling, PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR FAMILY, God have mercy on us, this isn’t easy

ladies and gentlemen: my gay dad in his pride shirt 🥰

curly hair 🤝 the friend that braids everyone’s hair