Mark Owens now looks like Blakey from On The Buses.

Desmond Tutu's daughter Mpho is a vicar. Yesterday the CofE banned her from leading the funeral of her own godfather, because she’s married to a woman. A spokesperson acknowledged it was a ‘difficult’ decision. It wasn’t. It was a bad one driven by a lack of sensitivity & love.

BREAKING 🚨 | The government is CUTTING the tax paid by those who earn more than £150,000. That means mega earners will pay the same rate as those on £50,000. Tax cuts for the rich. Attacks on working people.

EXCLUSIVE: Jürgen Klopp threatens to quit as Liverpool boss unless the club changes its official nickname to ‘The Kloppheads’

We can’t afford to stop patients dying miserable, avoidable deaths in corridors - but we CAN afford to cut the 45p highest rate of income tax??? This is obscene 😔

The word 'Tory' used to describe a member of Conservatives is derived from Irish 'tóraidhe' meaning outlaw or plunderer of stolen cash. Spot on.

Suede looking like the science dept in a midlands secondary school

No, Tory right-wing shills… This doesn’t mean we should have been grateful when we had Johnson …this means the Tory party today is a cesspit of incompetence, corruption & immorality.

I'm having a very self conscious morning.. you're all better at the Twitter than me 😄

Much debate around the "safety" of possible junior doctor strikes. To be crystal clear: the dangers to patients of 12 years of NHS understaffing & despair, disillusionment & burnout are literally lethal. Juniors, I'm only too happy to provide cover if you strike. Solidarity ✊

people who suggest that my £580k salary makes me a wealthy man simply aren't taking into account the costs associated with sending my four sons to Eton, maintaining a fleet of luxury SUVs and living in a flying castle

My 10yo has been practicing Korean on Duolingo all weekend and I didn’t know why. Today I found out it’s because there’s a new kid in her class who only speaks Korean and she wants to make him feel at home. 🥺

Liz Truss Mail Online Unless you work part time, earn under £150k, are LGBT+, are a travelling person, are a migrant, are renting your home, are a woman caught by the rise in pension age eligibity, are working class, live in a non Tory constituency....

Thread: 1/. As the death toll rises to 41 today, four women you should know who were deliberately and unlawfully killed in Iran when protesting gender apartheid and the killing of #Masha_Amini: Hadis Najafi, aged 20, shot six times when security forces opened fire on her.

Pete Davidson confirms he is dating Sofia Dolmio

My cat refuses to believe it is not dinner time yet.

When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, “In a pie-eating contest, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie.” I think about that a lot.