when Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992 and started cooking everyone the moment he left 😭😭

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Boom.

While we’re banning books… Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar. Be. Like. Finland.

Now on Bourbon

Trump’s Greenland, Canada & Panama talk is a distraction so everyone forgets what he promised. He said he would end the war in Ukraine before he even becomes president. He promised cheaper groceries, $2/ gallon gas & no more taxes on overtime. Don’t let him move the goalposts.

So…we’re just gonna pretend this didn’t just happen?

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

Congrats to Marco R. on his successful January 6th Severance procedure

Commercial Airplanes have never collided with military aircraft in American history. Then, 10 days into the “I’m going to fire everybody” presidency, this happens. You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure this out

THIS.

Too many airplane crashes to start 2025. I’m seriously considering driving to Ohio for Sonic Temple in May.

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This is Trump’s strategy: 1. Creates a crisis that hurts people 2. Claims the crisis is actually good 3. The crisis gets really, really bad 4. Trump then reverses his bad decision and takes credit for ending the crisis he created 5. MAGA applauds him Every. Single. Time.

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

That time Jon Oliver destroyed on minimal gun reform

When we say there are too many mediocre White men in leadership positions, this is what we mean

BREAKING: In an epic trolling, California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posted a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A. Let’s blast this to space!

This ain’t the same heat from the early 2000s. We’re in a air fryer 😭