The password game is out now! Good luck 👹 > neal.fun/password-game/

This framing of it just made me realise one way in which I'm a hypocrite on this issue: deep down, I really think I have no accent (because I have a southern, UK accent like people on the BBC or whatever) and accents are the way people from elsewhere speak. Soz.

Transphobes: "I don't mind what they do in their own homes. Just don't force it on us." Transwoman in her own home: "I'm a mum..." Transphobes: "NO! You have to give birth to be a mother!"

Feels hard to claim this wasn't targeted? We wouldn't be talking about it if a random wedding had orange confetti? Also, after that whole email thing, surely this is the part of the day that they would be able to laugh about, so it's ridiculous to feel sympathy over *this*

In ridiculous privacy policies: talking on the phone to Volvo about returning my mum's car, because she died, and I'm told that the only person they can speak to about the specifics of the account is the account owner, my mum... Hope they're employing a medium

Watching any movie on my parents' TV:

They can't even organise themselves to reply once

Coolest thing in this year's #SpotifyWrapped for me: my listening most closely matches listeners in my old home town! Seems like Southampton's listeners are a lot cooler than I realised and also have problems getting their baby to sleep

Turns out that having a kid with your Spanish wife is a pretty good motivator for ramping up your efforts to learn Spanish! (Now, if Spotify unwrapped is anything to go by, I'll see a ton of people sharing that they are top 0.005% and I'll feel silly for sharing this...)

Time to settle the debate once and for all. Is Muppet Christmas Carol a Christmas movie?

More vodafone bullshit - cancelling my dad's broadband and landline for who knows what reason as this is the first he heard about it. Note that they sent the email 2 days after their deadline for him to stop them cancelling his account. Helpful

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.

As unwanted birthday presents go, Trump being elected has got to be up there. Thanks America.