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🏆👏 Chelsea FC are honoured at the 2025 Monaco season kick-off for becoming the first club to win all six UEFA men's club competitions.

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🚨🔵 BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho to Chelsea, here we go! Deal done between #CFC and Man United. Garnacho only wanted Chelsea and will sign seven year deal at the club for fee close to £40m package. Story from July, confirmed. 🇦🇷

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Politicians make promises, farmers make harvests. Become the farmer. #FoodFriday

I understand the frustration among Chelsea fans over the Xavi simons transfer. We all knew he'd be Palmer's back up unless otherwise but what pains is he's gone to our London rivals, Tottenham. Board shoulda signed him and loan or sell to them. Arsenal and Nottingham >> #CFC

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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not be proceeding with proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. 24yo striker travelled to Germany for #FCBayern move but #CFC requested Senegal int’l returns to London The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/65858…

‼️ Chelsea have informed Bayern Munich that they will not be proceeding with the proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. ~ David Ornstein

Word to the wise. Close this app, Chelsea won, go out and enjoy the lovely weekend. Doomscrolling over Nicolas Jackson’s feelings or Winstanley’s whims won’t change anything. Live your life!