Chris J (@chrisjcomedy) 's Twitter Profile
Chris J

@chrisjcomedy

Stand Up Comedian

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calendar_today05-04-2009 17:55:46

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2,2K Followers

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Check out this week’s comedy schedule at the club! Join Chris J Jim Florentine #johnpizzi #jeffnorris #reneeselorenzo - get your tickets here unclevinniescomedyclub.com/comedy-schedul…

Check out this week’s comedy schedule at the club!  Join <a href="/ChrisJComedy/">Chris J</a> <a href="/Mrjimflorentine/">Jim Florentine</a> #johnpizzi #jeffnorris #reneeselorenzo  - get your tickets here unclevinniescomedyclub.com/comedy-schedul…
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My buddy Chris J and I were surprised to see each at @improvhouston for the Sal Vulcano standup show . I was hoping he was opening for him but didn’t see anything about it 😂.

My buddy <a href="/ChrisJComedy/">Chris J</a>  and I were surprised to see each at @improvhouston for the <a href="/SalVulcano/">Sal Vulcano</a> standup show .  I was hoping he was opening for him but didn’t see anything about it 😂.
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Closing out 2024 Like... HAPPY NEW YEAR! **NO Pizza was harmed filming this video 🍕 #HappyNewYear #Fail #2024 #2025 #Pizza

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AWESOME Shows in Pt Pleasant, NJ, this past weekend! Crowds were so much fun! THANK YOU to everyone who came out & showed some love! Thanks to Uncle Vinnie’s Comedy Club for having me. If ya missed out...catch ya at the next one! Fun Times 😃👍 #standupcomedy #Comedy #NJ

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Congress should have Term Limits. Hedge Funds should NOT be allowed to buy single family homes. Congress should NOT be allowed to stock pick individual securities. MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE STANDARD MINIMUM OF TACOS PER ORDER SHOULD ALWAYS BE (3) THREE! Elon Musk Donald J. Trump

Congress should have Term Limits.

Hedge Funds should NOT be allowed to buy single family homes.

Congress should NOT be allowed to stock pick individual securities. 

MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE STANDARD MINIMUM OF TACOS PER ORDER SHOULD ALWAYS BE (3) THREE!
<a href="/elonmusk/">Elon Musk</a> <a href="/realDonaldTrump/">Donald J. Trump</a>
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When your 7yr old Son's been nagging ya for months to tell one of "HIS" Dad Jokes in Stage... This one's for you, kid! 😊❤️🤣👍 #DadJoke #DadJokes

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Somewhere...an ex-Astronomer CEO listens to Coldplay again and sighs in relief! #PhilliesKaren #philliesvsmarlins #Coldplay #Astromomer #CEO

Somewhere...an ex-Astronomer CEO listens to Coldplay again and sighs in relief!

#PhilliesKaren #philliesvsmarlins #Coldplay #Astromomer #CEO
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I learned from the half-time show, That you can climb a telephone pole with zero worry of consequences from touching the transformers #superbowl #HalftimeShow #BadBunny

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I also learned from the half time show, that if you buy the $20K lower bowl tix, you'll have zero sightlines of the half time show because tall sugarcane crop will obstruct your view #SuperBowl #halftimeshow #badbunny