The Kamala Harris campaign rollin' in

I'm excited to go to San Francisco to headline The Punch Line Aug 7th-10th but annoyed that my plans for Aug 11th are ruined. 🎟️TIX LINK in BIO🎟️

When you don’t know shit about savings. This Fool on Hulu: Season 2 Episode 4 “Feel the Payne” / Chef Percy played by Jamar Malachi Neighbors

San Francisco / Bay Area! Aug 7-10 I’m headlining the The Punch Line Six Shows Wednesday-Saturday ⚠️Tickets Going Fast⚠️ 🎟️Tickets Going Fast🎟️

San Francisco / Bay Area! Aug 7th-10th I’m headlining The Punch Line Six Shows Wednesday-Saturday 🎟️Ticket Link in Bio🎟️ ⚠️Tickets Going Fast⚠️

PHOENIX! Aug 14th-17th I’m headlining the Desert Ridge Improv. Six Shows Wednesday-Saturday 🎟️Ticket Link in Bio🎟️ ⚠️Low Ticket Warning⚠️

This Fool on Hulu Damn, why am I just now finding out about this show! Shit is great! Chris Estrada and whole cast were amazing! Definitely wish we got at least 3 more seasons. WTF bro! It is what it is.

SAN FRANCISCO/BAY AREA! This week Wednesday-Saturday Aug 7th-10th I'm headlining the The Punch Line Six Shows. 🎟️Ticket Link in Bio🎟️

It doesn’t get better than this🤘🏼Love You Burbank Airport

SAN FRANCISCO/ BAY AREA! Tonight-Saturday I’m headlining The Punch Line 8PM show tonight. 2 shows Friday. 2 shows Saturday. 🎟️TIX LINK IN BIO🎟️

PHOENIX, ARIZONA! August 14-17 I’m headlining the Desert Ridge Improv. Six shows. Wednesday-Saturday. 🎟️TICKET LINK IN BIO🎟️

Today is Blair Socci day on wtfpod.com! Volleyball, comedy prep through athletics, the dangers of journaling, 100% candor. Great talk! Listen up! Episode hosted by Acast - wtfpod.com/podcast/episod… On Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/epi…

PHOENIX, ARIZONA! Tonight Two Shows. Saturday Two Shows. Desert Ridge Improv 🎟️TICKET LINK IN BIO🎟️

Even though I've been an uncle for a few years now I have finally entered my tío era. The other day a young woman at the mall called me "señor" several times even after I replied in English.

It annoys me so much when I’m listening to a podcast and they stop what they’re doing to have a conversation. It’s like nah man go back to talking about Legal Zoom and the services it provides. That was dope!

Dems are losing male voters because they focus on the issue of abortion. But they can get those male voters back if they just talk about abortion like it's a dude issue. "Ey fellas you know how it feels dope to nut in a woman but it sucks to have a kid. Well, we got your back!"

Hey Parking Enforcement Officers, I know that so many people think of you as worthless assholes and cancerous but not me I think you’re heroes and you keep our streets safe from real criminals.

When I was in high school I used to write graffiti and I knew I was bad at it when I asked my girlfriend if she wanted me to draw her name and she said "No thanks draw your ex's name instead."

I grew up thinking it wasn't manly to cry so I never cried during moments like a loved one dying or break-ups but I messed myself up because I still don't cry during real life shit. Instead I cry at The DoDo animal videos where a pitbull and a crow are best friends.