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As a kid, I thought there’ll be flying cars in 2024 and not 107 gender identities

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I miss being in college complaining about being in college

Do you realize a lot of our grandparents were called to go to war in their 20s for 4 years and their spouses waited on them? Like imagine the love and commitment for that. Now most of you can’t go to a bar without going home with someone if your s/o is in another town

If a woman can have an abortion because she simply doesn’t want the child then why is a man forced to pay child support for a child he doesn’t want?

[on a romantic dinner date]

girlfriend: *takes some of my fries*

me: *quietly puts engagement ring back into my pocket*

When people say they slept like a baby, does that mean they woke up 3 times that night screaming and shit their pants?

You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

me giving advice vs me taking advice

Me: Wakes up
My body:

Two things everyone hates:

1. change
2. the way things are

And I could get a refund, that’ll be great!

Sleep is fvcking amazing. It’s like getting a free trial of being dead every time 😂

Never forget the unforgivable way the unvaccinated were treated for not wanting to take an experimental injection, for which no long-term safety data even existed

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Facebook keep notifying about peoples birthdays like I bake cakes or something

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Studies shows that Fertility is Hereditary. If your parents don’t have children, chances are you won’t either !!