Pledge task I want a piece of that ship

imagine actually stopping at a Stop sign like a fuckin goybrain serioushat Faggot

you’re right we should’ve just driven a big truck bomb up to one of their embassies in a different country instead

“Natural conservatives” strike again

Declassified documents show the U.S. military released 282,800 lone star ticks made radioactive with Carbon-14 across Virginia between 1966 and 1969, tracking their spread with Geiger counters. Before these experiments, lone star ticks did not exist above the Mason-Dixon Line.

Local jiggaboos broke into my car last night and stole my ray bans and gerber multi tool and extended 20 round magazine for my sig. so it’s another 10 years of racism for me.

War update: Everything above 40 feet in the air to the outer edges of the Milky Way belongs to the United States.

Looking over at the driver who almost caused a 5 car pileup to confirm their ethnicity does indeed match my calculations

Too many people worried about what’s going on in the world right now, I am only concerned about getting lean for the summer

A shocking amount of rhetoric from highly educated leftists can be defeated by a functionally retarded man stumbling into the room and asking “even Palestine? Even George Floyd??”

If we have a weapon named Odin that involves lasers, I insist we fire it immediately. I don't even care at what. Blow up the Moon.

Pounding my fat little fists against the grimy tile wall of my shower, howling in sexual torment, while my neighbors scream at me to shut the fuck up

international chrißy weekend I wish zyns were better. They have good flavors, but they dissolve too quick. Alps are really good, but I won't touch them out of principle. Because I'm racist against Indians.

Imagine being a Brit whose country gave up having a military and the Concorde and an economy to pay for brown people and then the US comes and pollutes the noise around your airbases with giant military Concordes that it uses to blow up brown people. Must be hard to see.

newco

Going to a run club is 100 bodies Disgusting behavior

This is a war crime of the same gravity as the R*pe of Nanking.