Season 8 spoiler: Varys kills everyone because he's tired of their stupid eunuch jokes.

Prefers Irish coffee minus the coffee.

|| Dance of the Dragons era modern RP: a concept.

Snogs and gropes Sᴀɴsᴀ Sᴛᴀʀᴋ. right in front of the haters' salads.

The kanigget of fleurs.

Does not and will not have a curiouscat or whatever.

𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢. 𝙈𝙖𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝙆𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜. COMING SOON: Petyr Baelish & Myranda Royce (book canon). Brought to you by Lemoncakes and your pal, Des.

𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮. A solo mentioning rhae —, read here: twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqqa8o

|| Always gotta blame Marillion. With a name like that, he's asking for it. 🤣

𝙋𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨. 𝙄𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠, 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡.

Clearly they are talking about some other Baelish because I'm everyone's friend, smiling and genial. The lad from the books, y'know. That negative press is just...

Well, he wasn't exactly using his head so why did he need it?

Even Hodor would have known better than to tell Cersei he had dirt on her. Just saying.

The first Trump was Brandon Stark "The Builder". If you want to argue the point, just ask a wildling how they feel about being trapped behind a wall.

When you run out of witty retorts, the best thing to do is call me a rat. It's far less strenuous.

Pulls her into his lap. "How about we hop on the next flight to Volantis? Spend Valentine's Day lounging in a pleasure barge on the Royne?"

This is why she's perfect.

[rhae —] open.spotify.com/track/7yynFMNk…

Is getting the flu and trying not to be a big baby for rhae — but he never gets sick and this is miserable. The flight back from Volantis nearly killed him. [Melodramatic groaning and sniffling.]