Kwa wale wanaopenda indomie na noodles chungeni sana

“Please help me. Joseph Munene drugged me and stole my car. I reported at Kasarani Police Station. The police haven’t helped me, they’re asking me for 10% of the value the car so they can investigate. I went to DCI KENYA HQ & they sent me back to Kasarani.”- kevoh B AKA chomba k Inspector General of Police- Kenya.

Here's to starting fresh and chasing dreams.
Same Fire Same Spirit
#Coachshatta
#officialyouthvoice

If you do not know how to manage your finances, but want to improve it,

Here are my top 10 tips for managing your money:

Just saw a video about “the privilege of a normal day” - the guy was saying how you probably won’t remember anything about today. Nothing remarkable will happen, but isn’t it a privilege to just have these “normal days”

I don't know him but just Retweet

'Too many storms have passed your way
And you're all washed out 'cause it rained on your parade
Seems nobody cares about you anyway.
Now you're living your life like a castaway

Search for strength inside, was it all in vain
'Cause the deeper you dig you find more and more pain…

I don’t know her but just retweet

Amerix is whoever he think he is. Low-key an inspiration to me and countless other peeps. The discipline on the man is unbeatable.

Men,

Avoid argumentative men.

Explain nothing to them.

They are simps conquered by women,

Some are losers conquered by masturbation,

Therefore, they seek validation by abusing other men. They think this will make women like them.

Avoid them.

#MasculinitySaturday

I&M Group PLC increased its profit after tax by 14% to KES 8.2 billion for the 9-month period ending 30 September 2023, up from KES 7.2 billion in the same period in 2022. The growth in operating income was supported by growth in both corporate and retail segments as the Group…

Mlipigia Ruto kura kwani hamkuona jina ya Raila kwa ballot?😂😂

Men,

Learn to be silent in your endeavours,

Showing money, cars, and other flashy possessions only attracts jealousy and hate.

Don't conflate their congratulatory messages with honest wishes.

Work in silence.

Win in silence.

#MasculinitySaturday

Men,

Do not sleep in your wife's home.

There is a certain breed of soy men that sleeps in their wives' homes,

This breed needs to be flogged and whipped thoroughly in public.

It is an abomination for your mother-in-law to see you in the morning.

Shame!

#MasculinitySaturday

Men,

If you are a firstborn,

Your work is heavy.

Your siblings are looking up to you,

Your ageing parents are also looking up to you.

Do not be reckless, disorganized & directionless.

Do not be the one stressing your parents and siblings.

Be a LEADER.

#MasculinitySaturday

Many people d!ed by drowning just because they didn’t know this:
Incase you find yourself under water in a car don’t panic

1. Don’t waste your energy trying to push the door

2. Don’t open the window the force of water entering the car won’t allow you out

Fridays with your favorite Love Bandit
Ata na hii baridi, let’s get you set up for the weekend!
Tune in for #TheJamSession

On Saturday October 7th 2023 Joseph Wakang'u Ng'angara aka Joe aka Jose was out having a good time with his friends along Kiambu Road.

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Stay away from women who expect a lot from men.

Usually, they don’t have anything to offer back.

Men,

Before you think of marriage,

Own a piece of land that belongs to you.

- Written your name.

Land is your first wife.

If you married yet you don't own land,

Start focusing on getting land right away.

Don't wait. Just start.

Doors will open.

#MasculinitySaturday