My oil painting of Taco Bell

Best face expressions of SpongeBob

If we had a functioning democracy, our politicians would impose a new super-tax on private jet users, but instead, the entire cost of a private jet can be used as a tax deduction, while teachers can only deduct $250 for school supplies on their taxes.

I don’t need ketamine therapy I need a walkable city and 20 hour workweek

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

It still blows my mind every time I randomly look at the price of a TV nowadays.

Full balenciaga fit and a 35in Roku tv in the living room????

Cameraman made sure that he got the footage 😭😭😭

Comparison is the thief of joy. 💯

Near Denver, CO

they aren’t protecting and they’re definitely not serving

the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due tomorrow