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Guess Earth’s in better hands, now. That’s a relief.

He’s pretty confident in his abilities. After all, he was number three on the board when it came to the Elite of the Elite on his squad.

Washington’s always ready for a fight. He might be semi-retired but he’s still as quick on his feet and in shape as ever.

Oh, it doesn’t, but one of us will be stuck with Epsilon in the end and I know how much of a bitch that A.I. is so do you /want/ to draw that on yourself, buddy?

𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 | 𝑫𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑫 Tin head

ㅤ⠀ ͏ ͏ Glaring at the ( reader ) in general displeasure. 𝙃𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨, god damn it. ㅤ⠀ ͏ ͏

ㅤ⠀ ͏ ͏ No. No, he doesn’t. He’s not hungry—⠀ ͏ “….Why. Just, why?” ͏ A grumpy Washington is a mean Washington. ͏ ͏

͏ ͏ “Tryin’ to be nice to me ain’t gonna fix the problem,” Continues glaring back ͏

͏ His hands are somewhat trembling with excess energy— ͏ He definitely doesn’t need the coffee but it’s too late. He is a very well-known caffeine addict, and he’s just downed the entire steaming cup of hot coffee in a few gulps regardless of the burning. ͏

We don’t know where Wash was when he was 16. Probably on the moon

“Respectfully what the fuck is that?”

͏ He doesn’t even use his hands. Just leans forward and snatches the bagel in his mouth, like some kind of dinosaur. ͏ ͏

“….is it safe to have that thing stuck to your arm? It’s not a leech, is it?” ͏ ͏

// Wash doodle in progress, working on making a BNHA character sheet for him

How the hell did you get my helmet off??