A bus almost hit me today, the mug was driving it like a MG. Got the bus ID and called it in so hopefully he will lose his job. And family.

We're getting psyched up for our 2/26 show with @ZaydeButi and @duncanwilder #Boston #livemusic #comedy deets: facebook.com/events/8330475…

I always wondered what cats were good for. Pelicans apparently...

For every £2000 of music sold, the average musician will bring in only £50. Why do we do this again? #musicbusiness #ineedmorequid

hopefully my mate Harry's wife will appreciate his efforts to become less harry for the holiday.

I quite enjoy #Singing. Here's my vocal debut #VIDEO facebook.com/allofussoloqua…

this weekend couldn't have come sooner. but Monday will also come too soon. maybe i should fix the situation and quit my job... #weekend

I thought you'd read about me in the paper after our near disastrous landing at Logan this morning. Windy is an understatement. #travel

2 people left during our set last night. If I was a free jazz player I would have been thrilled but I happen to enjoy having an audience.

just played a gig at this senior centre and they were the quietest lot

back to a time when i didn't even pronounce my own name correctly. bollocks! #tbt x.com/allofusisjust1…

i image this outfit doesn't sell very much #MannequinProblems #obesity

I'm quite proud of this video that me and my mates put together. x.com/allofusisjust1…

this is why America has #Obamacare

#HappySpring everybody.

so happy to have Sadiq Khan as our mayor. this bloke is gonna do great things for #London #TeamKhan

this crazy bloke rowed a bathtub across the English Channel. with the graces of the Queen and Royal Navy! kickasstrips.com/2015/03/tim-fi…