Cath 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@cathaclysmal) 's Twitter Profile
Cath 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@cathaclysmal

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Chubby and unknown (@ovaleasteregg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The comments on Kelly Brook confirm that most men expect women to never age! God forbid they age normally (and don't look the same as the 20 yr old you wanked into a sock over) If she lost loads of weight she'd look saggy & wrinkly and you'd still moan! She's 45 🔥 #ImACeleb

The comments on Kelly Brook confirm that most men expect women to never age! God forbid they age normally (and don't look the same as the 20 yr old you wanked into a sock over)

If she lost loads of weight she'd look saggy & wrinkly and you'd still moan!

She's 45 🔥

#ImACeleb
🦋 Amy 🦋 (@amy_90_x) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've seen all the hate towards Kelly Brook—mostly body-shaming from men. Probably the same ones who jerked off to her back then, now complaining because she's gained weight. As if she'd ever give them a second glance. Entitled men and their perception of a real woman.

I've seen all the hate towards Kelly Brook—mostly body-shaming from men.

Probably the same ones who jerked off to her back then, now complaining because she's gained weight.

As if she'd ever give them a second glance.

Entitled men and their perception of a real woman.
Cath 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@cathaclysmal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve brought my sons up with open minds to history, music, art & culture. They’re fairly well travelled. Sunset in Sahara, shuttle launch at Kennedy, Santa in Lapland, Sunrise over the largest salt lake in Africa. But H asked me “Who’s that on your top?” Huge parenting fail 🫠

I’ve brought my sons up with open minds to history, music, art & culture. They’re fairly well travelled. Sunset in Sahara, shuttle launch at Kennedy, Santa in Lapland, Sunrise over the largest salt lake in Africa. But H asked me “Who’s that on your top?” 

Huge parenting fail 🫠
Cath 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@cathaclysmal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can we please assemble all of the men slating Kelly Brook’s looks in a line up so we can all scrutinise their appearance please? Quick sticks. Eager to see these dishy beefcakes.

Cath 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@cathaclysmal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Booking a Tesco delivery between 8-9pm is me channeling my inner Keith Moon 🤘🏼 AND he was late. Wild weeknights. (Might be because it was the cheapest slot at £3. Worth staying up for)