The comments on Kelly Brook confirm that most men expect women to never age! God forbid they age normally (and don't look the same as the 20 yr old you wanked into a sock over) If she lost loads of weight she'd look saggy & wrinkly and you'd still moan! She's 45 🔥 #ImACeleb

Metallica - Until It Sleeps

I've seen all the hate towards Kelly Brook—mostly body-shaming from men. Probably the same ones who jerked off to her back then, now complaining because she's gained weight. As if she'd ever give them a second glance. Entitled men and their perception of a real woman.

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One late Friday night = One early Saturday night. Welcome to my world.

A pipe of Pringles should suffice Columbo Officer Norberg, Police Squad Stuart Piggott Martin Young

I’ve brought my sons up with open minds to history, music, art & culture. They’re fairly well travelled. Sunset in Sahara, shuttle launch at Kennedy, Santa in Lapland, Sunrise over the largest salt lake in Africa. But H asked me “Who’s that on your top?” Huge parenting fail 🫠

Can we please assemble all of the men slating Kelly Brook’s looks in a line up so we can all scrutinise their appearance please? Quick sticks. Eager to see these dishy beefcakes.

Wales, I am in you ❣️

My dad’s talking about “wheelbarrowing” with my mum… #ImACeleb

Little bit in love with Munich, actually 🇩🇪❣️

Primark are selling coats for FIFTY pounds. Primark. Fifty pounds

Me looking at what's on my bank account for Christmas presents

*Most, not some.

28. Twenty eight. TWENTY. AND ANOTHER EIGHT ON TOP 😱

Black Sabbath, now that’s value for money!

Today, man in work says to me: “I recognise a Neath accent when I hear one!” Maybe so, pal. Not mine though. Way off.

Booking a Tesco delivery between 8-9pm is me channeling my inner Keith Moon 🤘🏼 AND he was late. Wild weeknights. (Might be because it was the cheapest slot at £3. Worth staying up for)

Bill Withers, who thankfully, is still with us! He has left us. I forgot about that Columbo Officer Norberg, Police Squad Lee Davies Martin Young Stuart Piggott

Quite possibly the best performance in a trial I’ve ever seen 👏 No theatrics, no drama, no nonsense #ImACeleb