Finally seeing Rachel Charlton-Dailey after the ‘Rona stopped the last time! Woohoo!

My little boy lost his bear. On an ⁦Avanti West Coast⁩ train at the end of August. We’ve logged it at the ⁦Avanti West Coast⁩ lost property but he seems to have vanished. My stories of him travelling on his holidays are wearing thin. Bereft doesn’t cover it.

Everything after 1600 or before 400AD is boring… BUT… …Everything after 1800 is THE MOST BORING EVER.

Many people wont remember this but my fave day of twitter EVER was in about 2012 when everyone banded together to call David Cameron a jizz wizard and we all need to bring that back IMO

Sounds painful

Your Millennial Aunties are tackling the important issues. Costa Coffee Hot Milkshakes. Are the chocolate ones just a hot chocolate? Cath Poucher taste tested cos I am vehemently opposed to the idea

I knew since the emergence of long covid how much newly disabled and previously healthy people would push their narrative as this completely new experience that at the same time was completely the same as the disabled experience, just one so many denied.

Honestly that chair was definitely giving off cursed vibes…

The DWP are recruiting 25 covert surveillance officers as part of their “effort to tackle fraud in the welfare system” Aka to snoop on people on benefits. An anon DWP employee told me they “fear for the future” Dwp refused to comment On Big Issue bigissue.com/news/social-ju…

Would’ve been nice to be credited for all of this original reporting. Also it’s one source not two

YAAASSSSSSS GO ON Rachel Charlton-Dailey!! This is gonna be amazing. Loving the title alone. Congrats pal

It feels so controversial as there’s been so much discussion on this (and if it’s right or wrong) but what the hell I’m just gonna come out and say it. Live on the edge… …. OMG CAN THIS BE MY NEW LOCAL, TOO?! 😍

Tfw Disney+ Help bot is telling everyone the same fix… Either everyone in the world is watching naff naughties crime drama or I think Disney+ MIGHT be down. Possibly. Might need to sort it, Disney+ Help Bot…

Well I personally think this is delightful and I’m wading into #FishtankGate by controversially saying that Ben Beska was perhaps right to get a tank to save the fish, rather than leaving it on a lawn to die. Controversial take, I know. #TeamFishTank

We’re THOSE people…

In case you didn’t already see…: look at this!! Cannot wait for it to come out and I’m so so proud! It’s gonna be amazing and such an important book, too.

Slight exaggeration there…

Hard agree sorry, angry twitter.

Mum has just compared the opening ceremony to Camberwick Green in case you’re wondering how it’s going… #OpeningCeremony #ABitNiche #IfYouKnowYouKnow