“Ooft go off Feli.” Clapping

Laying back on a sofa. “I can’t be bothered in life.”

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“Kinji saying that he isn’t stooping to our level is like a bottom saying that they can definitely top. It just ain’t realistic.”

“I’ll take that as a compliment.” Hand over his chest.

Applying foundation to his puffy eyes. This is why one doesn’t stay up all night partying with different big names—

“Sweetie I haven’t taken your lipstick, also it doesn’t look like blood it looks like body paint.”

“The markings indicate that he did it himself. Fifi paints, and in my eyes rather well, so I’m assuming that it was mostly him.”

He shivers. “Someone’s talking about me.”

Is hit on the head by an empty coffee can—

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“Do you really expect everyone to wear a skirt? In this economy??”

“That’s just my preference, my manager would end you for not reaching out to your audiences and limiting your range.”

Gently beats his face with foundation