Sage (he/him) is running around London, collecting your postal votes for London Mayor in his electric scooter. It doesn't matter who you voted for, he will still collect

All votes for the Greens will be treated with loving care & attention. Other votes will be recycled

Cazza 💋

The Brighton Multicultural Countryside Reform Group invited me along to campaign against the discrimination shown to non-white people in the countryside

They want dogs banned from pubs & village bakeries forced to offer halal. They also want a Waitrose at Devils Dyke

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I adore it when the poorest people in social housing are taken in by our policies & really believe that a £12.50 a day ULEZ fee is a price worth paying for being a member of the wokerati

I would never let them become a candidate - that's a job for Green middle classes

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I invited the old Brighton gang up to Westminster for the last time. When a general election is called, Bezza will have more luck winning a vegan meat parcel raffle than winning Brighton

Phelim came along with Babestation Alex. I told her not to card the gents loo

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Bezza is pledging to clean up the streets & she's highlighting the amount of giant seagull droppings that is blighting our pavements since Labour stole the local elections

Sharp eyed residents will see the weeds coming back in the background too

Brighton needs a Green

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Patrick and Ross are on the train and heading to Brighton for a much needed break. They'll be staying with 'yours truly' at one of my undisclosed locations

I told them not to bring the Yank. They said that she's Canadian and I said..... 'that's more reason'

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Bezza was out and about yesterday, after hearing reports of a new dogging site on the common. Titicaca and Norman told her to walk straight ahead

She didn't find any evidence of any outdoor activity in the area and so she was quite disappointed

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Darlings

I have been arrested & I am currently going 'no comment' on accusations that I have been stealing a living, masquerading as a leading politician & climate activist whilst eating meat

I was arrested under 'Operation Tofu' alongside Dale Vince & George Monbiot

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I was sat in my private GP's waiting room and in walked Ian C Dunt. He pretended he didn't see me

What is the world coming to when lefties further down the chain of command, don't worship me and make a fuss

I told Dr JuJu that Dunt must be removed from the practice

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Happy St George's Day My Darlings

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It's the Rwanda vote today & my pop up shop is open for business today within the Houses of Parliament

I have a selection of authentic Rwandan vegan delicacies, beautiful Rwandan scarves, flags & even mobile phone cases

All sales go towards our election deposit losses

Cazza 💋

Roxy had a great first day and sadly I had to fly across to Monaco as I had to deposit some money into my overseas account as a matter of emergency

My Ring doorbell captured this wonderful image and it's proof that we will knock even if you don't answer

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Roxy, is our new intern at the Green Party Election HQ nerve centre in Central London

They don't want paid and can make their own way to work as they regularly get picked up near Hampstead Heath and take a ride with a Tory MP

They are going to be inspirational

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Lovely afternoon at the Polo match, sipping champagne and discussing how heat pumps can improve the profits of the electricity companies

The dress code was shabby chic so Lilliana came in a reimagined large tablecloth and I came in a reimagined coal sack, pre Thatcher

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Kathryn is a babe who Anna Sobriety #FBPG #ReginEU #EuropeanStill 35%ABV employed as a cellar man and who worked them way up the ladder to handyman and then applied for a post of women's liaison officer which them were not suitable for. Until them transitioned from Keith into Katy

We adore them

Cazza 💋

Darlings

I am up in Glasgae, giving Nicola some financial advice. It looks just like Brighton

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Thank you to everyone who signed up and logged into my cam girl session where I role played as a dowdy librarian with a saucy side who wrote offensive comments in the margins of he most fingered paperbacks on the shelves

It could be a lucrative sideline when I retire

Cazza 💋

I interviewed Bindi, this afternoon and she's starting first thing

She's dogging...sorry gardening on a morning and doing my dirty laundry on afternoons

She can't do evenings as she's a truck driver in her second job

She quite fancies running as an MP for the Greens

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This soya milk had a kick. Anna told me that the Russians had stopped supplying her with 70% proof vodka but I swear that this milk had a similar strength and it was clear too but it can't be contraband as it's in a budget soya milk carton

I had to be carried home

Cazza 💋

Catch me performing Kirsty McColl's New England with new lyrics

I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a New England
I'm just looking for another grift

One night only - 26th April - Madeleine Kay will be performing Nothing Compares 2EU too. How wonderful

Cazza 💋